Wheeple

Anoher way to racially identify caucasian people.

white/people = wheeple

Tina : " Wow, theres so many of them."

Matthew : " I never seen so many wheeple in my life ! "

by tyniie * August 20, 2009

Welper

An ancient Welsh colloquilism used to describe a man or woman that engages in the illegal sodomization (under common-law; see 'beastiality') of farmyard ruminants using onions. Specifically, someone who has inserted a leek into a sheep's rectum. From the verb; to Welp.

See; Beastiality, pelping, queebo.

Daffyd looked at Holly with a mixture of confusion and fright on his face, "but I don't understand, what are you going to do with that leek?"
"Be quiet bitch and hold that sheep still!" snapped Holly. With a look of grim determination on her face she began to repeatedly savage the poor ruminant with the leek. Afterwards, as Daffyd sat sobbing on the grass, traumatized at what he had just seen, he tried in vain to comfort the sexually injured sheep. Holly meanwhile, waved the dirty leek in the air triumphantly with a maniacal grin on her flushed face, before sitting down beside Daffyd, with a look of spent calm now on her face. "Yes Daffyd, I am a welper." she confessed tiredly, with what sounded like a heavy note of solemness in her voice.

by James Peacock April 15, 2007

whelan

some one who whities after 2 hits of weed

whelan is a stupid jeeeeewwwwwwwww

by egtfsw January 6, 2008

Whelmed

When you're not Underwhelmed or Overwhelmed but just damn whelmed.

If you're not overwhelmed or underwhelmed does it just make you, whelmed?

by injusticewhelmed December 8, 2016

Whelmed

When something happens exactly as you expected or when something neither impresses nor disappoints you

Well, this has whelmed me

by Demonwolf June 20, 2018

Welp

A derivation of "Well..." used as a queue to change the subject.

Dave: oh man it was so nasty man, she kept me going hard
Frank: welp, I guess you had fun?

by J0hnny Br4v0 July 27, 2018

Whelan

To put forward a false narrative in order to shift blame from a famous current friend to a relatively anonymous, childhood friend or classmate. A truly proper "Whelan" is filled with enough detail that any 12-year old able to use a search engine can debunk the "Whelan" in no more than ten minutes.

You knew Kavanaugh's nomination was done the minute his side tried to pull a "Whelan," resulting in another avalanche of bad press.

by GustavNYC September 24, 2018