wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

Delphox Wand

A nickname for a thermal lance or any super-hot cutting tool, inspired by Delphox’s blazing fire powers and magical staff-like appearance when going full sparkler. Capable of reaching temperatures up to 5400 degrees Fahrenheit (3000 Degrees Celsius), so high they can cut through steel like butter.

Used humorously among engineers, metalworkers, and Pokémon fans to refer to any extreme heat source that "casts fire spells" on metal.

"Pass me the Delphox wand, I need to slice through this rusty beam."

"That thermal lance is a Delphox wand—hot enough to vaporize almost anything."

"To show you the Power of the Delphox Wand... I cut a car in half!"

by ErPhox05 July 14, 2025

on the wand

when a female is having some personal time with her B.O.B (battery operated friend)

Sheila couldn't take a phone call right now as she was on the wand.

by tondalayashugundala November 18, 2009

Wave the wand

You tapped that. You hit. U dubbed her. U got a sack to roll. Went to war

U wave the wand yet?

Yes
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by BEEAUCHT May 22, 2022

Allah's magic wand

Slang for the RPG-7, used commonly in the Middle East, where Islam is common.

Muhammad showed off his allah's magic wand.

by OH MY GOD STOP LOGGING ME OUT December 2, 2024

On the wand

When you introduce your girlfriend to the Hitachi Magic Wand and all she does is masterbate all day long

Me and Julie used to do stuff but now she’s on the wand and won’t leave her bedroom

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

eskimo wand

When you poop in a condom, then tie it off and freeze it turning it into a delightful frozen turd dildo.

I heard Tracy got a frosty orgasm from her Eskimo wand Dave made her for Valentine's Day.

by Emtrondon December 10, 2016