Wack-a-doodle

Professor or other who is completely out of touch with their students, employees etc.

She wants us to do what? She is completely "wack-a-doodle".

by UWB is really not me February 3, 2010

fetty wack

The process of jerking off while listening to the highly popular song "Trap Queen" by Fetty Wap

Instead of being a social individual, I decided to spend the entire night fetty wacking it. 1738 ayy!

by itsthemagictuna October 30, 2015

wacking shaft

A spontanious beating of the shaft. It is a very uncontrollable sensation. This is very common when one is hard.

Wayne: Man, my wacking shaft is really uncontrollable.
Courtney: That's understandable, wacking shaft happens to alot of guys i know.
Emily: Yeah, my brother had wacking shaft the other night

by Balllllsack July 9, 2010

skid wack

defines a person who often a dick head and is annoying most of the time AKA harry lee ...

harry your a skid wack

by jim bab June 8, 2019

Hella Wack

When something is beyond just wack, it's hella wack.

Weird lil boi: Yeet just copped the Gucci door frame.

Any reasonable person: That's hella wack.

by .yA BoI. August 17, 2018

Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."

Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.

by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010

wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

by tooms July 30, 2008