ride woodies

1. hot surfers who ride wooden station wagons to the beach

2. girls who like to ride guys erect dicks ( all the wayyy to the beachh...and then get a chicken nugget in the sand)

morgs: hey! lets go ridea woodie to the beach!
suze: no! i just wanna ride a guys woodie!
manda: MEE TOO! I WANNA RIDE WOODIEs IN THE BACK OF A WOODIE ON THE WAY TO THE BEACH!

suze and morgs: oh yes, thats hottt

by NEIGHMEATLOAFmas December 17, 2009

woody wag

When you’re feeling extra confident of your girth so you send a picture to your friends.

Damn I have a woody wag better send it to Mills

by Pizzabortion April 19, 2022

pullin a woody

a person who kills every joke is called pullin a woody
- can also be called pullin a wood or wooley

people ; hahahahah that was the funniest joke ever
woody; tells not so funny joke
people: dude you pullin a woody (killed it)

by 700002 December 2, 2009

being a woody

someone who is being: annoying (Usually trying to show you a video), horny, or abusing mayo on their food.

ew! that guy at the party last night was being a woody

by fuckchapman December 29, 2020

Code Woody

When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection

Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house

by Tenaciously tenacious D February 3, 2019

Food Woody

When someone tells you about food that is really delicious. You get really excited and can’t wait to eat it.

For my birthday, my wife said she would make her famous Chicken Piccata, and for dessert, homemade cheesecake. My mouth is watering just thinking about it. In fact, I have a Food Woody!

by bbarroo December 27, 2019

ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015