wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)

"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"

by vruss15 April 11, 2022

Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch

She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here

by Gabberke December 30, 2022

wooden fence

A fence made of wood. And lost trains don’t forget about that. It will be on your test. I love wooden fence

I love wooden fence🙏🙏🙏

by the abc song February 10, 2023

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

wooden tower

What Japanese people yell when they play Jenga.

"Oh no, Suzuki, don't topple the Jenga tower!"
"WOODEN TOWER!"

by stanpornolover January 1, 2008

wooden carimo

wooden carimo is used to sepict someone being murdered in gang warefare and being put in their 'wooden carimo' is to be put in thier coffin

yo'betta watch yo' ass before i bust it with my pea shooter and u end up in yo' wooden carimo

by bootstrap bill dingaling turner May 4, 2005

wooden way

Synonym for boardwalk

They strolled along the wooden way

by Captain Wise December 19, 2020