Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen
oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch
by YourNan28 January 10, 2017
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Big wooden box

A euphemism for a coffin.
He won’t retire until he’s taken out of the place in a big wooden box
by adirudi June 6, 2025
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wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside
dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes
by anonymous July 16, 2022
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wooden grillz

look at these wooden grillz i just excavated!
by Cody5050 November 14, 2020
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wooden

used to describe something very cool (adjective)
"That game today was so wooden" "Have a wooden day"
by vruss15 April 11, 2022
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Sailor with a wooden leg

When the girl is giving you a blowjob you pull out when you cum and shoot her in the eye and when she gets up you kick her leg so she walks like she had a wooden leg and a shut eye like she has an eye patch
She looked like a sailor with a wooden leg after i was done with here
by Gabberke December 30, 2022
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wooden girl

A girl you adore and love very much, but that love is unrequited and she does not feel the same. This definition stems from 2 songs called wooden girl: one by jonatan leandoer96 and one by pino placentile. Both songs describe women they loved that did not love them same way.
“I gave her all the kisses that I could, but it only seemed you were made of wood” lyrics to wooden girl by pino placentile
“He is afraid that the girl might not love him for what he is, instead for what he has.” - meaning of wooden girl by jonatan leandoer96 according to genius.com
by Asthmaurmom March 19, 2023
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