Example : “my tings coming round later”
“Bro your tings a uni wife una, bare cooking and cleaning round the yard”
“Bro your tings a uni wife una, bare cooking and cleaning round the yard”
by V2sac June 06, 2020
A tiger wife is like a tiger mom, but, the energy here is directed at the husband. A tiger wife wants her husband to achieve great things, and will use her will to achieve this aim. Usually, the tiger wife is Chinese and the husband is American.
With that tiger wife, he no doubt will either be a CEO or a serial killer. At any rate, he's going to do something extraordinary.
by Captain Ahab the 14th November 13, 2014
A Trial Wife is similar to Trial AOL; You try it out and then realize its a sham with shitty service and a pain in the ass to cancel.
by Mr. Geronimo June 25, 2009
by Knoppy96 September 01, 2018
A person of the opposite sex that you hang out with a lot during working hours. They get jealous when you talk to others of the opposite sex, spend way too much time goofing off with you, etc., but there's no physical component to the relationship.
Coworker: Dude, are you hooking up with Allison from accounting?
Other coworker: I wish, but she's already married. She's just my office wife.
Other coworker: I wish, but she's already married. She's just my office wife.
by goofingoff October 03, 2005
by whycantIfindapseudonym? August 26, 2012
A girl who is strung along by a boy during the Wintertime purely for sexual gratification, only to be dumped in the Summertime when the going is easy. If the girl falls in love too soon, is high-maintenance, or pleads to spend more time with her boyfriend than he is willing to offer, the relationship may end abruptly, shortly before Xmas or Valentines Day. But if the girl finds conditions to be congenial and bites her tongue, the relationship will run early- to mid-Summer, at which point she is discarded so her "boyfriend" can go on the holiday he secretly booked solely for himself when they were still together.
Dylan: You're the perfect winter wife
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
Kristine: What did you just call me?
Dylan: Oops! I meant, we will always be together
Kristine: Promise?
Dylan: Yeah sure :p
by Unintended November 20, 2012