Wedgie Rules

Rules:

1: A wedgie should be given if it asked for. Such as when a person's waistband shows.

2: If a person is wearing tighty whities, give it to him just for wearing them. They are unacceptable.

3: Melvins should be given to all tighty whitie wearers, then they should have to be pantsed, and atomic wedgied.

4: If the waistband comes off during a wedgie, the wedgied shall wear it on their head all day long.

Hey, Mac, your wearing Tighty Whities! That means, wait I have to check the wedgie rules, you get a melvin!

by Nyaruma April 8, 2007

weggie seed

small balls of crap and lint that gather in the crack of your ass during the day.

"I was going after my woman doggie style untill I saw 4 or 5 big ass weggie seeds in her ass crack"

by RdHogg January 12, 2008

wedgie St. Clair

When the rear waistband of a person's underwear is pulled completely over that person's head in such a manner as to cause death by ligature strangulation. Named after Denver Lee St. Clair, whose death was partially attributed to such a wedgie. cf. 'atomic wedgie', a similar non-lethal wedgie variant.

Hand over your wallet before I give you a wedgie St. Clair.

by cwm January 10, 2014

WENNIEDO

WHEN YOUR GUT HANGS OUT MORE THAN YOUR WENNIE-DO

MY BALLS WERE AS BIG AS MY WENNIEDO

SHE BE ROCKIN' THAT WENNIEDO
GHETTO CALEB LICKED MY WENNIEDO

by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021

sweat wedgie

when you have so much sweat on or around your ass that is causes your boxers to go up your ass.

After I ran the mile, I was pulling on my ass because of a serious sweat wedgie

by katanagears October 29, 2009

Tommy Wedgie

When a person is wearing "Tommy Hilfiger" underwear and another substance pulls upwards on their underwear and the underwear goes up its buttcheek,

Awwww Man ! Baileigh I think you got a Tommy Wedgie from Laura. I saw her pull on your underwear really hard !

by Therealestniggaalive23943 January 3, 2015

hover wedgie

The act of picking someone up by the waistband of their underwear and holding them there for at least three seconds.

Dude, Jacob gave me a hover wedgie and I think my balls are in my stomach.

by RickandMorty June 24, 2016