She will strangle your testicles not for sex but because she is weird
Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents
This was written by kaleb hettinger
Will have sex with you while watching a shia lebeouf movie with your parents
This was written by kaleb hettinger
by DaSouth420 September 13, 2019

by tom_tom_ryan March 6, 2023

Weaver Academy is a performing and visual arts school, and is known for their high standards and weird students. A typical day at weaver involves math teachers using tampon strings as rulers, the practice room monster, trying to poop while random girls are vaping in the bathroom, having fun in your PVA, and homework. Weaver is a pretty fun place, you can typically expect an 18 year old in guitar to flirt with underclassman, a freshman in theater singing in the hallways, or the emo kids being emo. People at this school either listen to taylor swift or deftones, there’s no in between. Overall, Weaver is alright.
by Weavergoer69 November 19, 2023

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.
by JayYung December 9, 2024

A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.
Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.
by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022

The dictionary written by the weaver clan in the 21st century following the great schism with the emilys.
by weves October 27, 2010

the prettiest and most beautiful girl in the world. i am blessed to be dating her. when she walks into a room the whole room lights up from her beautiful blue eyes, and even tho shes a thot shes the best girl ever.
by Sarah you know me January 22, 2018
