vermont

A fucking shithole of drug-addicts and morons. Let's live in a frozen tundra of retards who's main industry is maple syrup trees and re-selling pot from Canada. Ever meet a fuckin hot girl in Vermont? Good luck finding pussy up there, it's probably tainted with pale, hairy cunts and the semi-decent chicks are complete wastes and bitches from being hit on by every stoner loser. Gotta love high taxes, nothing to do, freezing your ass off, no employment opportunities and a socialism of fake niceness. FUCK VERMONT

Vermonter: A fucking idiot.

by Retarded Vermonters January 17, 2007

vermillion

a song by slipknot. one of the greatest slipknot songs ever. has a sequel (vermillon pt.2); a shade of red

1. Vermillion is the best song ever written.
2. I like that car but I would prefer it in Vermillion.

by erica herself November 2, 2004

vemparty

It's a party where you drink so much that at one point you are blacked out, yet you are standing up and having the greatest time of your LIFE!

@ University of Illinois Urbana Champaign: " Hey, just got back from a vemparty...I cannot remember a thing but I had one hell of a time, I can tell you that"

by the REAL vemparty February 3, 2010

Vermont Welcome Center

1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.

2. Jump on the bottle.

Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.

by wakarimasu October 4, 2008

Vermont

A state that can be good for some people and bad for others. For me it sucks, i hav lived here pretty much my whole childhood and it seems incomplete i think hunting, fishing, and skiing are boring as shit, maple syrup sucks, the only thing it got goin is cabot cheese and ben and jerrys (even tho its not locally owned anymore and was bought out by some bigass company) o ya and i like snomobiling, but other than that vt is filled with rednecks, hippies, wannabe gangstas and barely any hot chicks, i live out in the fucking woods in the middle of nowhere and if, tomoro, my parents said we were moving to an urban area, i would go berserk for the thought of having a night life...

Vermont sucks unless ur a redneck...

by Footballkid002 June 29, 2009

Vermont

Down to Earth, a land where you can get lost in the woods and not feel scared.

Cell phone service is very hit or miss.

Hunting is a way of life for most.

Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.

Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.

The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.

Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.

Flatlander from NJ: The leaves are so pretty up here.
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.

Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!

Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.

Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed

by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014

Verm

The slang word that people use for Vermillion South Daktoa. Who think the town is cool and they themselves think they are cool for using the word. It really is a piece of shit town where the only thing to do is to drink and that just has a Wal-Mart

Man, I can't wait untill I get to go back to Verm.

by The Gr8 1990 March 9, 2010