Vermont Mud Facial

When you’re about to cum during anal sex, you pull it out and spray your muddy load all over your partners face thus resulting in a muddy facial.

Duuuude! I heard that Omar gave Amy a huge Vermont Mud Facial and she licked her lips after.

by Muddyme December 9, 2023

Vermont volleyball

To take a shit so girthy, it tears your anus- leaving you with severe psychological trauma and cracked porcelain.

"You didn't just lay an egg, you laid a Vermont volleyball!"

by Fhshxbdwvsgbfrbzjs December 11, 2023

Vermont Sap Bucket

Ejaculate into someone’s mouth, and pour sugar in afterwords. They then dribble the contents onto a pile of pancakes and eats them.

She was hangry so I served her a Vermont Sap Bucket.

by Doc Richmond October 6, 2023

vermont splooge shooter

The action of partaking in sexual intercourse amongst another person of the same gender(tip to tip/anal). After said men have sex they splooge into each others bums, and then lay on their back as the other little
slut jumps up and down on his hairy stomach. with that being said the force of the jump will shoot the load/load(s) out of the rim at light speeds leaving a large splooge stain on whatever may be in the line of fire. this may lead the what we would call a prolapse. that is when your asshole falls out of your ass essentially.

i can’t wait to give his son kleedon paleel a vermont splooge shooter next time i see him

by YeountYeount April 22, 2024

Vermont

When two dicks are stuck in an ass and causes an anal tear

“Where are you from?” “Vermont” “Oh so you like two dicks in your ass fucking sicko”

by Maaakkkkkkkk July 19, 2022