Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010

sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

certified ass eater

You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass

Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course

by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017

Certified Good guy

A certified good guy is a male paramour that you don’t have sex with, but still allow him to eat your kitty because you know he’ll give it 100% into everything his does. He’s a good guy. He puts your needs in front of his own.

He had a small package but I knew he was a certified good guy, so I let him eat his way to my soul.

by Goldie Fawn August 15, 2018

certified snitch

A well-known snitch.

D'angelo Russell is a certified snitch.

by issagrownchild September 2, 2018

Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA)

Karan

"How was the party?"
"I don't know Karan the Certified Public Alcoholic (CPA) went to work again..."

by AnonymousJatt November 1, 2018