The ultimate sacrifice

When walking into a very ordinary nightclub to find only one very hot looking woman, 9 times out of 10 she will be acompanied by a very dirty looking woman. In order to hook up with the hotter of the two, one of your mates must distract the dirtier one by hooking up with her.

Hooking up with the dirty one is known as making "the ultimate sacrifice".

Furby and Mick walk into the Pavillion, Sydney.
Mick: Look at that stunner over there!
Furby: She is gorgeous.. but look at that ugly mole she is with
Mick: Furby... one of us has to make the ultimate sacrifice...
Furby: .... I want to make the ultimate sacrifice...

by Furby May 16, 2006

Ultimate Stick Fighting

Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.

Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

ultimate frisbee

A great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968.

Let's go play some ultimate!!!

by Jeff April 8, 2003

The Ultimate Blowjob

When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.

Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."

Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"

Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"

by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014

The Ultimate Comment

The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.

Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.

by thomas the walking head March 28, 2007

Unimaid

half unicorn half mermaid, friend to the unicorn, has the ability to breathe underwater, and fly, can swim, and has majestic ways
- friends with 'charlie the unicorn'
very rare creatures, but once found they seem to be extremely happy and beautiful.

caution: they pee rainbows when they are excited (rainbows do not include 'pot of gold')

oh hey! im a unimaid

we can fly to Australia to swim and visit charlie the unicorn because im a unimaid!

by UNICORN&UNIMAID December 11, 2011

Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

When you are more than besties and will always be there for each other. You laugh at each others super lame jokes all the time! Ultimate Super awesome mega besties usually don't know how they became friends, they just upgraded from stranger to Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

John: We are friends right?
Lisa: Of course! no im wrong
John: So we arent friends?
Lisa: No I meant we were Ultimate Super Awesome Mega Besties

by Labi June 18, 2013