horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

too dot to trot

Absolutely astoundingly magnificent sites unparallaled by any but a few

Some sites appear to be too dot to trot.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Skitz Trot

1. A new version of an Eshay that likes to break laws

2. Someone who goes to buy doughnuts but ends up at the police station
3. Used to explain something cool

That stupid skitz trotter got caught by the police

by WayyBah June 23, 2022