Tristan

Generally, they will be nice guys, some specimens will be dickholes.

In highschool, Tristan M. was pretty cool, but Tristan S. is a sack of shit.

by Dongleicious April 30, 2019

Tristan

A man with a super smelly ass. He cannot stop farting.

God, do you have to be such a Tristan?

by kitkat55 June 5, 2018

Tristan

Tristan, big dick medium size nose and mostly plays video games.
Usually has Brown or Black hair. Doesn't have much arm-pit hair.

Girl 1: Who's that guy with brown hair.
Girl 2: His name is Tristan.
Girl 1: Hes a decent guy, but he never goes outside.
Girl 2: True, heard he picked his nose in Grade 4.

by ayyliennn May 3, 2016

Tristan

Tristans are usually lanky arseholes and the biggest pricks you'll ever meet in your life, he takes cock like a champ and sucks so much dick his mouth smells like semen, he usually plays rainbow six siege and gets carried in it by Tylers, his wittiness is next to none but he likes it up the bum.

girl 1: Tristan is gay
girl 2: such a prick

by CNACERMHFUWHFUFW June 20, 2018

Tristan

Self-righteous, manipulative asshole who deals with his insecurities by tooling girls.

Girl 1: My heart is broken!
Girl 2: Tristan?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Girl 2: It happened to me too.

by Victom by Tristans October 28, 2011

tristan

he can be the most attractive person ever but when you figure out his personality.. .it just ruins everything. He'll like you, but if he finds a better girl he'll push you to the side and forget you were even there. He'll call you nasty names and he'll even go for your bestfriend OR EVEN YOUR SISTER! He's a huge player and lies alot so watch out for tristan.

Friend: Hey tristan! up for hanging out today?
Tristan: nahh im grounded!

Friend: okay bye then

*tristan invites girls over*

by Romeo&JuliNOT March 15, 2013

Tristan

Can eat a male reproductive system anytime of the week he's also homosexual

Tristan is gay

by Cumrumdumb December 15, 2019