To ejaculate from masterbation
“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
by Michael Handy October 1, 2022
Get the slinging toothpaste mug.Lets get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth all by myself. *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream* *loud brushing noises* *scream*
by LTW64writes October 1, 2022
Get the Oh no, you got the toothpaste mug.Peppermint Schnapps. Hillbillies can't brush what's left of their teeth so a quick rinse with the peppermint schnapps does the trick.
by JMCComedy November 23, 2020
Get the Hillbilly Toothpaste mug.hi its me again
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
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you taking ya time child
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okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
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thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
ima continue this when you go to bed hang on
...
you taking ya time child
...
okay well you arent gonna sleep so ima just spam real quick
...
thank you for everything you've done for me this year, like seriously I cannot thank you enough
you've made me happy when happiness was literally impossible to find, and you've made me so much more confident in myself
you are the best friend ("friend") that i could ever ask for and I hope you never leave
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now im happy crying so enjoy and bye bye <3
by snazziest human ever :) December 8, 2020
Get the spicy toothpaste mug.Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
Get the Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy mug.Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
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