Go change your tampon!

A statement told to someone who needs a new, fresh prospective.

Southern confederates: We need slaves to pick our cotton!

Abraham Lincoln: Go change your tampon! Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal...

by tcufrog08 April 17, 2008

tampon breath

the breath you get after eating out a girl on her period

geese honey you gave me tampon breath

by faggiebear July 26, 2006

Tampon Pusher

A man who is too desperate and impatient to wait out a womens menstrual cycle.

You've got to unplug it before you start then pluming.

by Nobody April 12, 2005

tampon fuse

the string of a tampon.

usually referred to when a female is extremely irritated and known to be close to her period.

girl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:(

some person: Who lit the fuse on her tampon?

by Kitteh April 28, 2005

tampon

a tube shapped device that is shoved up your vajayjay. Expands when wet!

Why is my tampon in your nose?!

by woahweredidmydickgo? July 18, 2009

Tampon String

A phrase used to describe a girl wearing an insanely short skirt or dress. It is usually a yellow piece of clothing. The girl in question can be, but does not have to be, a slore.

Lauren: Oh my god! Did you see that yellow skirt Briana was wearing today?

Claire: I know! I could totally see her tampon string!

Lauren: This is absurd!

by bonelookingforahome February 21, 2011

tampon wasteland

1. The furthest crevice of a woman's vagina. This is where tampons are sent accidentally and are stranded for eternity. Can be caused by having intercourse, or getting fingered or fistblasted when a tampon is in place.

2. The original inspiration for the song Baba O'Reilly by The Who, that refers to a "Teenage Wasteland". They changed the name of the song to make it appeal more to the masses.

Doctor: Hi, what brings you in today?

Patient: Well doctor, I forgot I had a tampon in and my boyfriend stuck his fist in my pussy. I was hoping you could help give my tampon wasteland a thorough cleaning.

Doctor: Oh, wow, I think I can help, but this may take a while. Assistant, please pass me a tire jack, 2 chopsticks and a high-powered dustbuster.

by wordman55 August 27, 2012