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totes comfy

Abbreviation for totally comfortable. Often used by girlfriends who make up rediculous abbreviations in baby talk, but unknowingly and ultimately demasculate their boyfriends
Come on babe you've been asleep on the couch for an hour, let's go to bed

But I'm totes comfy, I don't want to get up
by Kajmoney June 3, 2011
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Totes Kawaii

A phrase said in short for Totally Cute ~ (Kawaii is Japanese for "cute" - pronounced ka-wa-ee).

Originated in Sydney, Australia by a group called the Totes Kawaii group - a group of anonymous people who befriended each other at a maid cafe interview.
Girl 1: "OMG! Look at that lolita dress!"
Girl 2: "Aww it's totes kawaii~"
by coolbad November 13, 2011
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Totes Yeet Yo

100% the most hip thing to say. Ezrah this will make you the hippest and most dank gem in the universe.
Matthew: These screens suck.
Ezrah: Yeah, Era 1 screens are NOT totes yeet yo.
by joemamammamama June 23, 2021
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Totes

(abreviation) of totally
For real, we thought Denise was drinking Vodka, but it was totes paint thinner. During the funeral, I just about lolled!
by Scheissemann May 18, 2009
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totes

Common street slang for 'potatoes', the world's fourth largest food crop, following rice, wheat, corn, and maize. The use of the humble potato should not be underestimated by any means. Besides providing food for a vast amount of the world's population, the Incas even believed that a slice of baked potato placed in a stocking and tied around the throat would help ease the pain associated with a sore throat. Many smokers the world over also find creative ways to utilize the spud in the same manner as an apple, this being the reason a less conspicuous word is needed for use in public discourse.
Example #1

Person 1: Dude, did you score a tote from the grocery store?

Person 2: Yeah man, the lady at the register gave me a funny look just for buying one though.

Person 1: Did she ask why you needed it?

Person 2: I told her I needed a something to replace my battery in my van.

Example #2

Person 1: *Something not relevant to the conversation; unrelated to potatoes*

Person 2: totes

all the time

Person 1: what do potatoes have to do with this

Person 2: everything
by Spud_Man October 16, 2013
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Totes Jellis

A new, alternative way of denoting that you are "totally jealous".
Amanda said to me, "You saw Kimya Dawson for free tonight? I'm TOTES JELLIS!"
by Said&Done January 17, 2008
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toats

an inappropriate way of writing 'totally'.
Gabbie Richards is not allowed to say 'toats'.
by the unknown w@nker July 24, 2011
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