(Male) A talentless douche who makes a massive amount of money and usually has their job because of a family member or friend. Has tendencies to be a dumbass motherfucker behind the wheel and is slower than shit and inconveniences you when your in a hurry. (Female) A industrial grade whore.
Bob is late for work because a plant worker can’t add and was attempting to buy everything in the convenience store.
by Fire reaper January 17, 2018
by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019
Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…
Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….
by Eric Spano May 10, 2023
Hey Jill, would you like to go to the house and try Planting A Rose together after we eat at Chipotle?
by HeyZeus97 December 02, 2019
by Placebo Nightingale September 19, 2012
by Jellyfish_Juice November 03, 2018
person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"
Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant
person 1: yes
Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant
person 1: yes
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023