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Not today Jeffrey

When you prevent someone from doing something seconds before they're about to do it.
One of the kids at the daycare was about to eat paste, but I grabbed it away right before he could taste it. I said "Not today Jeffrey!"
by Bezzie999 September 20, 2014
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Jeffrey Junior

When an individual loves an inantimate object so much that he/she gives it a pet name.
If you love that chair so much, why don't you Jeffrey Junior it?
by HGBrinks May 13, 2011
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Jeffrey's Droplet

When a hypothetical object containing water condenses to its liquid form and falls from the sky, causing a long high wave.
Could a Jeffrey's droplet title a city?
by Retard definitions September 5, 2021
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Jeffrey Trott

An absolute rad unit.

He can break a table with his mind alone.
He has a small classroom and is totes yeet with the kids.
He likes history because he shapes it.
Oh man did you do Jeffrey Trotts homework
by Magical-Ellie October 24, 2019
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JEFFREY DAHMER

People that went to school with Jeffrey, say he was the class clown. Faking epilectic seizures and rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer, Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. He was the class clown. Come on everybody let's do the Dahmer. Rolling on the ground, rolling on the ground. Acting like a clown. Let's all do the Dahmer!!!
by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005
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Jeffrey Money

Toys R us gift certificates
"you just won 100 dollars Jeffrey money." guy on figure it out
by cmpwam September 25, 2008
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Jeffrey Juke

Cockney Rhyming Slang for 'look'. Sometimes shortened to just 'jeffrey'.
Person 1: Whats in there?
Person 2: I don't know, I'll have a jeffrey juke!

Person 1: Do you have that important document?
Person 2: I don't know, Ill have a jeffrey for it.
by conchuir June 8, 2011
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