by mckat January 24, 2018

When you order wigs from Amazon, put them on without styling them & it looks like you found them in the spirit of Halloween dumpster.
Example: You really Sissy Tina’d yourself with that stiff synthetic cheap hair.
Example: Look at this Sissy Tina on Twitter.
Example: Look at this Sissy Tina on Twitter.
by Goddess Brandy August 13, 2022

When you take home the oldest stripper at the bar. A federal holiday for men who are unemployed, broke, and got no place to live. Like taco tuesday, just no tacos and all sadness.
Ed was living in a van down by the river but then his Tina Tuesday came when he hooked up with the 82 year old at the strip club.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2022

anything one does while hammered- yet looking- great that is deemed badass; includes any choices made under the influence that cause laughter or shock in the community
by T-TooFunny November 12, 2018

by roroz October 25, 2020

A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.
Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring
of a Tina Bird.
of a Tina Bird.
by Tina Bird September 11, 2023

by roroz October 25, 2020
