by UReadingMyName? August 18, 2020

How to not get annoyed:
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours
- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that
How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like
Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"
Kid: Who is that person?
Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.
Kid: Is TikTok fun?
Someone: Yeah! It's fun.
Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*
Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.
Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away
- Watch TikTok for 67 hours
- Waste your entire day dancing to music and you get like 4.5M likes because of that
How to get kids stanning you:
- Make a persona
- have that persona dance for TikTok videos
- makeup things that you don't actually like
Features: "Say that you like Starbucks, even tho no one asked what your favorite drink is"
Kid: Who is that person?
Someone: Oh, it's a person from TikTok.
Kid: Is TikTok fun?
Someone: Yeah! It's fun.
Kid: *download TikTok on the Google Play Store*
Literally getting addicted to the point where that they have their brains literally brainwashed.
Me: bro you literally have the tiktok virus get away
by PepePress May 19, 2020

My friend is tiktok
by youcantseeme56 June 24, 2021

The cringy app that gained mass popularity in 2018 due to its memes and jokes that now regressed at this point to either be super not funny. On this app you most likely will see children or either young teenagers who are "alt" or Y2K. Awh yes may i also mention the way how every 13 year old girl on this app is also extremely sensitive on this app, and take part to rant on litterally anything...
by greenbean219 April 16, 2022

The closest thing to a tumor that's larger than a fucking basketball, filled with furries, anime wannabe’s, teenage girls shaking their ass at the camera hoping to gain likes. Also filled with little kids stealing actually good content and passing it off as there own.
by dvghftygf September 30, 2020

A cheap and untrusted mobile application operated from most infamous country in the world, often used to share threatning and degrading content and hatred against communities, genders, and animals. The creators of the app often addresses it's users as most stupid and useless people. Alleged for stealing and selling consumers private data.
by Resisting Legion June 3, 2020

Something we all got addicted to and now we know parts of words to musicals and songs. We also stan Danielle Cohn and her Adidas pants with a Harvard t-shirt
Me: Uh Oh stinky
Friend: Madison stop quoting TikTok's
Me later: I love you anyway
Friend: You can twerk while in a split
Me: you racking up them tips
Friend: Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch
Friend: Madison stop quoting TikTok's
Me later: I love you anyway
Friend: You can twerk while in a split
Me: you racking up them tips
Friend: Your body rock and your booty poppin', I'm proud to call you my bitch
by and.i.poop.yeeyee October 28, 2019
