tiberious

liking feminine men with strange facial hair

Don't mess with that guy, he is such a tiberious.

by lirpattey May 6, 2010

Tibere

Often short and of middle-eastern descent. Known for being proud of their sand nigger heritage and prepared to perform acts of terror, in the name of Allah.

Person A: Hey look there's a short middle eastern guy flying a plane into the world trade center on the TV!

Person B: I bet his name is Tibere.

by A Nagger December 26, 2013

tibetan crabs

this is an espesially painful form of crabs where they immediatly attack the gouche. usually tibetan crabs are caught by making love to extremely heavy women, most of these women can be found in the himalayas of tibet.

i was with this hoe last night, she gave some mean dome but she gave me tibetan crabs. whata hoe!!!!!!!!!!!

by dickbonus August 1, 2003

Tibetan hard candy

Take 4 hits of acid, then you swallow hardcandy whole, (preferably starburst's hard candies) then rip off Geraldo Rivera's mustache, take a huge ungodly foul shit in a resting home for senior citizens, then while writing your name on the wall with your poop, fight of security (or police if they arrive) with Geraldo Rivera's mustache, while The Breakfast Club plays on the t.v. in reverse with only Worcestershire sauce commercials replacing Judd Nelson's lines.

-Catholic School boy #1 "Did you see Britany Spears Tibetan hard candy last night?"

-The goth chick from The Breakfast Club: No but I did see the Paris Hilton sex tape, that'll give ya a yeast infection.

by CIA Napkin August 15, 2006

tibert

artificial red hair, glasses, average height, blue eyes, loves leah and amber, and harry potter. favorite color = beige. favorite store = old navy. favorite shoes = loafers, favorite = escargo, loves to read in the shower

Look at all the metal on tibert's face!

by welovetina December 7, 2011

Tiberius

Tiberius (Ty) is a young boy at the age of 15 he has a twin sister, Livia (Livvy), a little brother, 8, called Octavian (Tavvy), a little sister, 13, named Drusilla (Dru), an older brother, 17, called Julian (Jules), another older brother, at the age of 21 called Mark and an older sister, Helen at the age of 23. He is in love with a young boy named Christopher (Kit) Herondale. (This is all dating back to 2012)

Tiberius looked at Kit, longingly.

by Tomorrow is today June 2, 2020

tibitties

Titties so delightful, their mere presence adds joy to your world.

"damn, them TIBITTIES!"

by NuSonRize January 29, 2005