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Thirst Bucket

A person whose bulk of their Instagram following is just thirst trap accounts. You can find them liking all of their pictures as well. They follow you and sometimes just immediately DM you. You check to see if you guys follow the same people, and it’s like you ordered just breasts and thighs at KFC.

There is not necessarily something wrong with a thirst bucket, though usually desperate.

But, be warned, they most likely DMed about half of their thirst trap accounts before getting to you.
“Some random dude DMed me on insta the other day. Within five seconds of looking at his page… I knew he was a thirst bucket.”
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Thirst Trap 

Oh? Are you thirsty? Well, here’s some water….*Takes glass away* SIKE!

Dude, stop thirst trapping me!
Thirst Trap by Jaundice Depp November 7, 2023

thirst crappin 

When your in search of a toilet that cups you just right so you can go #2 (poop)
Damn them sugar-free chocolates sure had me thirst crappin !
thirst crappin by JennYewen November 8, 2023

Thirst Mission 

Someone you add on fb cause their hot that u wanna get you bussy beat up by.
That man Matt is my thirst mission!
Thirst Mission by itsAttakk January 23, 2024

Thirst trap 

When you try to get the ladies or men to think you’re sexy.
BDR always posts thirst traps.
Thirst trap by Mrs.sanders2022 March 3, 2024

Thirst phone 

A secondary mobile phone used just for sexting.
She found my thirst phone, and saw all my thirst traps.
Thirst phone by VEFA July 26, 2024

thirst midget 

(noun): A person so desperate for attention and importance that they resort to spreading lies or misinformation in an attempt to diminish or discredit someone more famous or popular than themselves. The term "midget" symbolizes the individual's relatively smaller status in terms of popularity or influence.
So and so is such a thirst midget, they went around school saying all types of lies about QB1.
thirst midget by OnTheRye August 22, 2024