Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.
A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe
by B Caitlin July 9, 2019
Get the Wet Wipemug. After a wicked dump, when no matter how well refined your rectal cleaning technique, you leave the can with a less than immaculate asshole.
by Chazamataz11 April 18, 2011
Get the Forever Wipesmug. Usually happens at work or out in public, you shit in such a way dry shit-tickets (toilet paper) alone won't clean up after the party. So spit on a stack of shit-tickets and wipe your ass. Repeat as needed untill clean.
by Jacen Ynot January 29, 2019
Get the Alabama Wipemug. Referring to McDonald's toilet paper.
Steve: "Hey, I was taking a McDump in the McBathroom, and you're out of McAss Wipes,"
McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
McDonald's employee: "Then what'd you use to w-"
by CHIEFThotPatrol August 31, 2020
Get the McAss Wipemug. 1. Did you hear? Dakota's so pussy wiped he bent down and tied Hanna's shoe.
2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped
2. Nic dident hangout with his guy friends because he's so pussy wiped
by Zak2fly April 26, 2010
Get the Pussy wipedmug. I didn't wash when I came out tonight but I used a vadge wipe before I let your boyfriend go down on me.
by enile February 23, 2009
Get the Vadge wipemug. You can't beat a game of squash for working up a sweat, now pass me my flange wipes, I've a board meeting at 2.
by enile February 24, 2009
Get the Flange wipemug.