Welsh Vaseline

Used when reffering to saliva or spit.

Welsh Vaseline. Spat out when you have a lisp.

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023

Welsh House Farm

The best primary in the world, if you’d want your child to excel in life, bring them to this school!

“Yooo! your kid goes Welsh House Farm? They’re going to be smart as hell!”

by TheGold5NChilD October 10, 2021

welsh concussion

A type of surprise attack in which you take a keyboard, and smash it over the target's head. It's an effective way to cause a lot of pain to the receiver.

Person 1: Did you here that Chad got a Welsh Concussion?
Person 2: Yeah, I did. He had it coming, he was a massive douchebag.

by A Quantum Entangled Cucumber September 1, 2017

welsh crumble

The welsh crumble symbolises the proverbial spineless welsh man combining the words "crumble" and the dirty term "welsh".

Used in context -

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

Notably, very similar to the term "wetty", "wet lettuce" or "pussyhole" alike, and can be used in similar ways.

"That Jonathan Russell, he's a welsh crumble" - meaning he is spineless or weak; or
"crouch, set, bind, engage, welsh crumble" - referring to the welsh scrum; or
"i'm going to turn her vagina into a welsh crumble" - referring to a dirty welsh pudding.

by Jayballs69 May 25, 2018

welsh waterballoon

When you hold your foreskin closed so the end of your penis fills with urine.

I just did a huge welsh waterballoon in the shower

by Juicy pol August 2, 2024

Welsh Tea

Baaaa

Do you want a cup of welsh tea? Baaa

by Andy August 24, 2023

Welsh Apple

I love you welsh apple
this word describes the best whalesh apple in da word its the best in da word he getz da bitches

i sucked Welsh Apple off the other day

by Torny420 May 24, 2023