Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

Blumpland Steamer

A sexual act where the woman lies on her back, while the man squats over her. She sucks his dick while he simultaneously takes a shit on her. A combination of a blumpkin and a cleaveland steamer.

(Guy1): Hey man, how was the date last night?
(Guy2): It was awesome, I blumpland steamered her and their was corn in my shit!

by ItsGoodToBeTheKing February 10, 2008

Akron Steamer

Derived from a Cleveland Steamer, an Akron Steamer is where you take a shit on a woman's foot and she flings it with all of her might onto the ceiling.

After I gave her an Akron Steamer, I had to repaint my entire foyer.

by Greg and Nick December 29, 2005

cleavland steamer

Also known as the Pasadena mudslide, California hot plate, or simply the "steamer", this term commonly involves some variation on the act of defecating on a chest of a lover as a means of revenge.

After hearing that her boyfriend had been cheating on her, Nancy gave him the cleveland steamer while he slept and left with his car.

by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003

SeaTac Steamer

When staying at the worst hotel near the Seattle Tacoma Airport, taking a shit in the bathroom right before your friend's turn to take a shower.

I wouldn't go in there right now, Rope just dropped a SeaTac Steamer. Let's go get a roll of soggy old carpet from the pile outside and beat him with it.

by The Ol' Steam-master June 20, 2008

Regina Steamer

Similar to the Cincinnati Steamer in essence. The difference is, the girl is awakened and screams out like Godzilla, then pounds the guy with visious overhand rights.

Matt gave Gina a Regina Steamer, and then he woke up married with a sore jaw.

by Mutchler January 20, 2006

Jasper Steamer

When you suck the fart right out of your partners ass hole

Man when I gave rod the Jasper steamer it was wet and hot.

by Dylan Wilson February 24, 2007