A martini with what ever your heart desires. Any liquids will suffice (alcoholic if you will!). For bonus points, put a scoop of ice cream scoop in and yell "IT'S A FLOATER!!!111!!!"
Bob: Aw man! We have such random alcohols, what do we make??!!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
Marley: Bro, just make a freakbob martini!!!
Bob: Omg! You're so right, I'll even add a scoop of ice cream.
Marley: IT'S A FLOATER!!!!!111!!
by Bobbyslimjimm January 28, 2025
Get the Freakbob Martini mug.Fabulous cocktail made of vodka, kahlua liquer and esspresso served in Funkey Monkey bar in Pilsen, Czech Rep.. It bears its name in honor of Columbia Pictures folks who enlightened bar life in Pilsen by teaching local bartenders how to prepare this delicious drink. (syn. Espresso Martini)
by Keldy January 15, 2020
Get the Columbia Martini mug.When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.
by insanityvulture April 26, 2015
Get the martini love mug.Martini Fartini, also known as MartinAngelTV is a hairy, twinky, gay (happy pride month), and oppressive streamer.
Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.
He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.
He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.
xoxo - Meep
Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Martin goes by many nicknames, Giggleitn, Turtletin, Dicktaker, the list goes on.
He's an odd case, someone so hairy yet so built like a twink. He has managed to turn his stream into the time period of 1984, and censors his chatters if they say something rude.
He also took my mod away for being mean, like what a jerk.
xoxo - Meep
Fuck you Martin🥀🥀
Literally anybody: "Dude quit being such a Martini Fartini!"
Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
Martin: "Do not use my name as an insult!" *Gets fatter*
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Get the Martini Fartini mug.by solosynth December 13, 2017
Get the Espresso Martini mug.When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.
I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.
by Slammincammin March 1, 2025
Get the Dirty martini mug.A martini used with olive and its bits. Used with spicy/non spicy deli olive juice and olives. Creates a swampy but tasty martini beyond a filthy martini.
I'll have a dirty martini....make that filthy...actually make that swampy. I'll have a swampy martini.
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