Derrick M

A bitch ass nigga with a eat up stick shift car that’s fat, gets no bitches, and eats dick on the low...

Wow look at that butch Derrick M

by Derrick Moultrie December 19, 2017

Derrick

(of something intended to be funny) not amusing.

This Derrick kid is so annoying.

by derrick fan October 21, 2022

derrick fact

When someone passes along an untrue statement they heard as truth.

A derrick fact is: "The original guy from Blue's Clue offed himself because he couldn't take the show anymore."

He is, in fact, alive and well.

by weyluke June 1, 2010

Derrick

Derrick is the most angelic boy on this planet. He's so perfect it's very overwhelming and his eyes sparkle like all the stars combined. He's got everything a girl needs in a boy and he sends you a teddy bear on your birthday. Everyone needs a Derrick in their life.

I love Derrick so much, he's my everything

by aaaugust June 11, 2023

Derrick

Falls asleep in his chair as he’s going to make chili ramen

Good night Derrick

by DoOtEeS November 17, 2021

derrick and bryleigh

what happens when a moveable force meets an unstoppable object

“derrick and bryleigh are the cutest, they’re unstoppable”

by pi’erre June 5, 2021

Derrick

There is no way to put in words how to describe a Derrick. In one sense, a Derrick is a mammal species known to mankind as "shit". In another sense, a Derrick could be an annoyance, such as a microwave heating your food too long. One other sense of a Derrick could be a stupid-dumb-shit-god-damn-motha-fucka-piece-a-pussy-shit (In the smallest words possible).

Hey! Look at that Derrick over there! Oh. Bro, imma puke, his face looks like a mutated E.T.! *Belch*

by ChrisTheEditor November 28, 2020