the collective crusader

The lawful good of the ifunny crusaders. He went toe to toe with God and made him weep, If a furry crossed his path, they will be beheaded

Happylad: do you know the collective crusader?

Me: of course i know jesus

by Jonas'the'paragon April 18, 2019

Crusader

A delusional, relentless, or miraculously successful person who continues to pursue a girl after she rejected him, and somehow ends up winning her over anyway.
Crusaders are usually male and very desperate for the girls attention some may call them simps.

Guy one: “Why are they together, I thought she rejected him.”
Guy two: “I guess he’s just a crusader.”

by whereismyshredder August 6, 2025

Gypsy Crusader

Mixed blood Hispanic-Turk known as Paul Nicholas Miller who was tricked by the Alt-Right hivemind into believing he's white and dresses up as the Joker harassing other brown people online.

"Whoever tricked Gypsy Crusader into thinking he's white either deserves a medal or a prison sentence"

by Suk Mike Hok October 28, 2023

Covid Crusader

Someone who goes to great lengths to make sure people stay away from each other.

Look at that person with a full shopping cart! They sure are a Covid Crusader!

by Cixx May 15, 2020

Crusade

Letting fake members into a group chat to quickly. Then creating an organization to eliminate these people from society and the group chat.

Holy Shit we just crusaded Shen Yun!

by shenyunsavior December 26, 2019

Crusader Day

On December 19, everybody has to wear a great helm and attack anyone not wearing a helmet.

Guy: “Dude, it’s almost Crusader Day, get your helmet ready!”
Dude: “Thanks for reminding me about Crusader Day.”

by Lankster_ December 16, 2020

Crusades

when the pope needs power he usually did one

using religion as a reason to take massive amounts land from people

Example 1:

Monarch1: How did you become an emperor dude, weren't you a duke?

Monarch2: I paid some mercenaries and participated a lot in a crusade

Example2:

Guy: Do you know the crusades, they were absolutely barbaric, right?

Other Guy: Yes, i know these. I agree

by ordepthegreat March 19, 2022