bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.

Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...

by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017

Viking Horn

When you use the empty paper towel roll and stick It in your partners butt and blow into it like a battle horn.

Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!

by Mike Unterts July 11, 2021

Viking Betch

1. Another way to say fucking bitch but sounding alot nicer and funnier.
2. Arizona Slang

That Viking Betch just stole my wallet

by Mskrtu August 18, 2008

Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.

"last night I viking firetrucked my girl for Valhalla."

by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020

viking swig

To drink so messily that foam is left all in the beard, giving the impression of a hale pillager

Dude, wipe your face. Your viking swig was a bit much.

by indrabar December 6, 2007

Cutlery viking

synonym for a 'woman'. placing emphasis on the fact she belongs in the kitchen, in a comical fashion, amongst the varying amounts of cutlery contained there.

me: you're a cutlery viking
woman a: oh, what does that mean?
me: it means you belong in the kitchen.

by Women's_rights_101 November 29, 2009

Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007