a relentless pounding, dicks rain from the heavens, unleashing an unholy wrath on all that stand in the way of the storm. undetectable by Doppler radar
by jerome12 December 23, 2008
Get the dick stormmug. A period during which a woman endures several, very loud, embarrassing queefs. This period usually entails twenty minutes of pure, continuous queefing.
(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
(Any leg movement at the hips increases the intensity and frequency of the queefs during the queef storm)
Girl 1: Yeah, after John and I had sex, I just had the worst queef storm ever...
Girl 2: What did he do?
Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
Girl 2: What did he do?
Girl 1: He walked out laughing...
by E.B. & J-Stone September 25, 2011
Get the queef stormmug. Weapon forged by Thor Odinson and a dying star in Avengers: Infinity War. Thor’s old weapon Mjolnir was destroyed in Thor: Ragnorok due to his evil sister no one knew about named Hela. Only people who are worthy like Thor, Captain America, Vision (dead), Odin (dead), Hela (dead?), and Groot are worthy enough to lift both Mjolnir and Storm Breaker
Jacobi: Bro did you see Endgame?
Elias: Yeah dude, that one part where Thor had both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir at the same time was the best scene
Jacobi: I know right. Especially when Cap lifter Mjolnir, boy was i excited.
Storm breaker was forged in a dying star. Thor almost died cause he took on too much force
Elias: Yeah dude, that one part where Thor had both Stormbreaker and Mjolnir at the same time was the best scene
Jacobi: I know right. Especially when Cap lifter Mjolnir, boy was i excited.
Storm breaker was forged in a dying star. Thor almost died cause he took on too much force
by Lil pooka chooka June 4, 2019
Get the Storm breakermug. As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.
by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008
Get the storm shieldmug. Bitch Storm= Someone very important to you is throwing up a bunch of random fucking shit from there anus for a prolonged period of time
by King0125 January 21, 2016
Get the Bitch Stormmug. A snirt storm is a blizzard on the Great Plains of North America. The snow is actually made up a of combination of snowflakes and dirt particles. Because the wind is so strong in flat areas like plains, it pulls topsoil right up into the air. If you walked outdoors during a snirt storm you would feel constant stings of sand-sized particles sandblasting your face. When people get back indoors, they have a very distinctive appearance, because the dirt accumulates around their eyes, making them look like raccoons.
Everyone scurried indoors to escape the snirt storm, but not before their eyes had become encrusted in black dirt, making them look like raccoons.
by Ewizobeth December 18, 2013
Get the snirt stormmug. When a chick is on top riding you and you’re thrusting so fast that the ripple in the buttcheeks doesn’t get to the top of the cheeks before the next thrust. This must continue for 30+ seconds to be considered a thruster storm.
by Berzerkk June 15, 2023
Get the thruster stormmug.