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Glack, Slap and Splat

The sound of your unwashed ass shitting in the shower. The glack of the turd slipping out, the sap of it against the pure white porcelain followed by the splat of schloppy fecal matter all over your ankles.
Sorry I took so long, I had to waffle stomp the remnants of my glack, slap and splat down the drain.
by /v/-tan November 20, 2024
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splat

"pop out that splat with that draco"

Ace Youngeen
by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019
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Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT
by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021
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Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks
It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.
by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017
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whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job
“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”
by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
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ultimate deer splat

When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!

He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!

Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
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krr splat

A guy that is extremely homo, and loves to get fisted in the ass, and have 69 men to men.
He's one hella gay with a huge asshole!
by Luke January 6, 2005
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