Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks

It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.

by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017

splat

stolen car

"pop out that splat with that draco"

Ace Youngeen

by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019

Cunt Splat

The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.

I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.

by Truthgenie November 24, 2021

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Splat

Typically used as a substitute for a bad word. Most commonly shit.

"I have to take a huge splat"

by cuphltd September 8, 2022

Poopy splat

smelly thing that comes from a 2 circle part

OMG THERE IS A FREKING POOPY SPLAT AND IT COME FROM U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Poobysoy January 25, 2022

Splat Mat

That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.

Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!

by Wadsley June 29, 2023