Shannon

Shannon is a GUY. He usually has blonde mop hair. He is very irish like his name. He is easily distracted and is very crazy. He is little and precious and a bit of a princess at times. He makes very funny faces and ruins photos. He is somewhat good at sport but he isn’t the biggest player on the team. He likes dogs (who doesn’t) and carrots. He is a bit of a wimp and is scared of silly things like bugs, spiders and the dark. But he is nice...

Sometimes.

sometimes he’s really annoying and you want to slap the silly out of him.

Shut up shannon

What u mean shannon u make no sense

Shannon get back her u need to vacuum your room! (He is bad at chores)

by Bañaña April 21, 2018

shannon

shannon is a friend that is caring and funny. she can make anyone laugh when they are feeling down.

shannon is so funny and my best friend

by maddie2657 February 2, 2021

Shannon

Someone who places a large penis strap on themselves and puts it in the area of a Josh and Matt

I got Shannon'd on shipping.

by Nightfury421 October 3, 2020

Shannon

A guy who loves to steal your money and has a lot of acne on his face. He likes to do stupid crap with his friends for attention. Will fall for casual fun with any girl. Shannon's also have a long history of simping even though the term simp was only created in 2020.

Guy: Omg my wallet is missing again
John: it was probably Shannon.

by StuCow September 5, 2020

Shannon

A word used by two stupid idiots as an inside joke over the course of many years

More like... Shannon

by RealPinwheel May 14, 2020

Shannon

A good and quiet person, most people with the name Shannon are short.

Hey Shannon why are you so quiet?

by TheBEAST1781 May 2, 2019

Shannon

A girl who drinks excessively instead of caring for her own child.

Did you see that girl SHANNON? She traded her baby for a bottle of vodka

by ThatItchyCunt September 1, 2022