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Possum snot

used when wanting to describe something exceptionally awesome
Your new kicks are totally possum snot!
by S dawgy dawg July 6, 2009
mugGet the Possum snotmug.

Possum Turd

Possum Turd: A small cigar.
Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!
by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008
mugGet the Possum Turdmug.

possum flogging

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.
Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
by Two-Bits January 9, 2009
mugGet the possum floggingmug.

Ugly Possum

Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.
Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.
by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 16, 2011
mugGet the Ugly Possummug.

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
mugGet the pickled possummug.

park the possum

He just looks as her as a place to park the possum.
by Sandylove June 17, 2021
mugGet the park the possummug.

keylime possum

A strippers Musky virgina after an entire shift of vigorous pole dancing and excessive sweating that has been unsuccessfully covered up with an extra douse of French hooker perfum resulting in a sweet but excessively tangy smell
Damn Russ that girl's got one hell of a keylime possum.

That smells like a keylime possum.
by Window licker February 12, 2014
mugGet the keylime possummug.

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