peasant handshake

When someone shits on their hand then shakes the second partys hand with out said person knowing in an act of a agreement and promise.

similar to "Spit on it" when both partys spit on their hands and shake in a act of agreement and promise

I made a promise with Dave not to talk about the fact I cheated on my wife and after I shook his hand I found his shit on my hand.
The dude did a peasant handshake.

by billy mc 1969 August 7, 2019

OK, PEASANT

When a poor says some dumb shit and you can't even begin to explain why he's wrong because that would be deconstructing decades of misinformation and ignorance so you just brush it off and say okay. You can't fix stupid.

Phrase is very similar to "OK, boomer".

I CAN MAKE SIX FIGURES WORKING ON THE OIL RIGS. IT WILL ONLY COST ME MOST OF MY BODY AND TIME.

OK, PEASANT

THE LANDLORD RAISED RENT BY 100 PER PERSON, NOW I CANT AFFORD MY BRAND NEW 2021 VEHICLE, IPHONE, AND HAVE SHELTER. KILL THE RICH!

OK PEASANT

by Bigbilldoyle July 24, 2021

Peasant Chewing

When someone chews loudly, smacking their tongue and lips around, making noises like pig or a peasant or someone raised in a barn.

Especially sensitive to this are people with misophonia.

That loud peasant chewing is getting on my nerves! Chew with some class!

by FeatleJuice December 7, 2025

ratty peasant

means that someone is a rat and a peasant.

jelena is a ratty peasant all she cares about is herself.

by may onnaise August 21, 2017

Appeal to Peasant

This is a Fallacy you commit automatically if you’re a peasant who is either unemployed, broke or makes nothing a hour. What this means is that with this fallacy attached to you, you will never have any meaningful things to say, you’re arguments will always be illogical and you have no rights, only because you have committed this fallacy.

“Hey! Are you broke as fuck?”
“Yes, unfortunately”
“You’ve committed the APPEAL TO PEASANT Fallacy!”
“Nigga, what the fuck is that!?”

by The Big Man2646 December 26, 2024

Rich peasant

A rich peasant is basically a peasant with alot of money. Basically a person who barely spends on anything and wouldn't dare to make big purchases.

Hes rich but acts poor, what a Rich peasant!

by Supercheeseidecream December 31, 2020

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024