by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020
Get the Serial Ostrichmug. by milkk drinker January 23, 2018
Get the ostrichmug. by anonymous July 28, 2021
Get the Ostrichmug. An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...
by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019
Get the Ostrichmug. A Brown Ostrich is the act of a male tucking his penis backwards under his legs towards his butthole and sticking the head of his member into his butthole. It is like an ostrich sticking its head in the sand.
by The4Bees4Knees June 1, 2013
Get the Brown Ostrichmug. Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.
“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."
by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018
Get the Ostrich Cockmug. A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
Get the grammar ostrichmug.