Goofy Muppet

A goofy muppet is someone who is both Goofy and a muppet.

Theo is a goofy muppet. Thheo you are a goofy muppet!

by fluxfnnnn June 26, 2022

Muppet Management

Management that is ineffective, especially when they are attempting to look like they are by doing a lot of running around and using business power words that are often used out of context. Coined due to the similarity to Jim Henson's Muppets. They move their mouths and flail around a bit, but accomplish little to nothing in the end.

Mr. Thompson: I just don't get it, Mr. Arlington really seems to be on top of things, but we still are not making any profit in his devision.

Mr Jones: *Laughs* Really? Well I have been told by some of his people that he is nothing more than Muppet Management.

by Chris Hitchcock January 20, 2008

Ass Muppet

A person with unoriginal ideas, seemingly willing for anyone to stick a hand up their ass and make them their puppet. Ass Muppet.

"Bobby won't make up his mind, he's being an ass muppet."

"That was so lame, quit being an ass muppet."

by kermy d fiend May 18, 2004

Muppet Fucking

When the female partner screams like Miss Piggy while being penetrated during sexual intercourse.

Drew was muppet fucking Jennie Thursday night in Bitely!

by squal_al August 5, 2007

meat muppet

1. An ugly and unusual looking vagina.

You don't want to go down on Karen, she has a meat muppet.

by Kendog May 13, 2005

Muppet Hug

Jacking off into a really fuzzy sock.

Sylvain was so horny he resorted to giving himself a Muppet Hug. Now he's got to do laundry.

by SnoogumsBoogums November 25, 2011

angry muppet

when u r in the 69 position right before u blow ur load. grab her behind the head and force it all the way down and ram your fist in her cooch at the same time hence the angry muppet. also works on the ass hole too

Damn Kieth i almost got my shit bit off cause i forgot to grab her head when i pulled the angry muppet on her last night...

by Trinity Murray April 27, 2007