Jefferson County C-Section

An unplanned cesarean section performed by a person who has intent of raising the child as their own. Perpetrator has already gone to elaborate lengths to stage a "faux preganancy." Due to their families and significant others being addicted to meth, the perpetrator can make it the entire 9 months undetected.

Becky: Damn, Heather where did you get that baby from?
Heather: Well, you know I was pregnant remember?

Becky: I was just making sure that your little bundle of joy didn't come via a Jefferson County C-Section.

by Candice's Momma January 17, 2012

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.

hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

by ryfly May 2, 2008

jefferson county sheriff

Pretty chills mountain police in Colorado who are very kind and often let you go but are hard core on and the people who actually commit crimes and actually do there job and not really do much traffic control.

hey brother! i'm from the jefferson county sheriff hows it goin, got a complaint next door about your music, could you turn it down a bit, thanks BUD talk to ya later!

by ryfly May 3, 2008

Thomas Jefferson High School

bum ass school in washington where the students are either dealers or buyers
i won’t even mention font

1-i’m trying to become a narc
2-then go to Thomas Jefferson High School and you’ll have plenty of customers

by theultimatebean November 6, 2018

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

A high school located in Northern Virginia, known as TJ or TJHSST. Focuses on science and technology. Applicants must take an admissions test consisting of an English and math portion. This is compared on a sliding scale with their GPA, and if these scores are above the cut off they make it to the second round, which requires an essay and teacher recommendations. A large number of asians attend this school. The class of 2012 was the first class where asians were actually the majority, instead of caucasians.

Has a reputation of being bad at sports because there football and basketball teams are not very good. But actually their boys soccer, cross country, crew, swimming, and several other sports have all won either states or nationals recently.

Rated by US News & World Report as the number 1 high school in the country.

Thomas Jefferson High School for Science and Technology is a really spirited high school since kids choose to be there.

by \m/(>.<)\m/ October 27, 2008

thomas jefferson high school for science and technology

a high school in northern virginia (moar like northern vagina amirite) for nerds. you have to take a test to get in and like 8% of the people who apply make it in.

person a: dude i made it into thomas jefferson high school for science and technology
person b: yeah right
person a: ...yeah, you failed the test too

by ciannn June 24, 2008

Jefferson Ave Rollin’ 60s / The BlueZone

Eastside Detroit Crip clique from Jefferson Chalmers (ZIP 48215), centered around Jefferson Square Apartments. Affiliated with Rollin’ 60s Neighborhood Crips (2x), they’ve built a visible Eastside presence through block-level organizing, music, and online content. Known cliques include LG4L/563/4MB and 242 (Essex Street 60s). AKA: “BlueZone Rollin’ 60s”

“The Jefferson Ave Rollin’ 60s / The BlueZone run Jefferson Chalmers from Jefferson Square, making their Eastside mark with music, block presence, and online visibility.”—Deep East Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025