Max prestige gooner is a gooner who is described as finding any possible way as to where they can goon.
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
This means they would find devices, websites, porn models, and even goon in class all for the sake of gooning
by JerrySucksToes December 3, 2024
Get the Max Prestige Goonermug. Someone who drinks goon aka cask wine (box wine)
Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Possibly also a slang term or something that people are called and you shouldn’t call people that.
Person one: …yeah, Mike is a real gooner
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
Person two: Hey, you shouldn’t say that, it might be like a slang term or something, you don’t know the meaning of.
Person one: You’re right.
by Maple_Leaves September 29, 2022
Get the Goonermug. Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
Get the Perpetual Goonermug. by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024
Get the Goonermug. Similar to a devils advocate, someone who continues to argue for gooning and other forms of gooning.
by SigmaAlphaDelta March 5, 2025
Get the gooners advocatemug. 1. Someone who frequently goons, and only goons
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
2. A good friend
3. Someone who likes being talked dirty to
by PinDarkShadow May 2, 2024
Get the Goonermug.