by dfqovwfeabvefi March 3, 2023
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You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.
To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.
This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.
He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.
Man 1: Oh shit...
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
Man 2: what?
Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...
Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!
by The Peter tower January 7, 2024
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B: Its National Garfield Day
A: What a silly cat.
B: Its National Garfield Day
A: What a silly cat.
by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024
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John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022
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by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019
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The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.
The name Garfield, if separated into Gar field, means gay field. Alternatively also making the character gay.
1- My gay friend invited me to a garfield the other day and we did the gay
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh
2- I date so many men, feel like Garfield yuh
by kys<33 August 10, 2022
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