fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

Detective mittens

Detective mittens A cute cat who is loving and caring and really funny

I love my cat Detective mittens

by Anabelvsg October 21, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Detect

a screenshare tool used by people who have 0 idea what they are talking about. this tool is the easiest way to bluescreen your pc and probably find your info on doxbin next time you go on it. if you feel like selling your data to a weirdo, then feel free to use detect.

i just ran detect ac and got banned because chrome flagged as a kernel driver bypass
i just ran detect and my pc doesnt work anymore
i just started detect and my paypal opened for some reason

by pvpvince October 8, 2025

dead detective

That means a war between the Detective Bureau and the killer(s) of that detective.

we found the dead detective and we know where the killer is, so we track him and breach him

by gang officer January 25, 2020

dead detective

That means a war between Detective Bureau and the killers of that dead detective.

We need to take revenge to the dead detective. It was one of ours.

by gang officer January 26, 2020

detective

girls when they have a crush on a guy

OMG! Hannah found her crush's address! She's a detective when it comes to her crushes.

by i_luv_ur_mommy December 30, 2024