Derrick

Derrick is the most angelic boy on this planet. He's so perfect it's very overwhelming and his eyes sparkle like all the stars combined. He's got everything a girl needs in a boy and he sends you a teddy bear on your birthday. Everyone needs a Derrick in their life.

I love Derrick so much, he's my everything

by aaaugust June 11, 2023

Derrick

Falls asleep in his chair as he’s going to make chili ramen

Good night Derrick

by DoOtEeS November 17, 2021

derrick fact

When someone passes along an untrue statement they heard as truth.

A derrick fact is: "The original guy from Blue's Clue offed himself because he couldn't take the show anymore."

He is, in fact, alive and well.

by weyluke June 1, 2010

derrick and bryleigh

what happens when a moveable force meets an unstoppable object

“derrick and bryleigh are the cutest, they’re unstoppable”

by pi’erre June 5, 2021

Derrick Sisk

The nerd of Episcopal High School.

No one wants to be a Derrick Sisk.

by Buisnessfactoryinc April 2, 2019

Derrick T

Derrick is a fine gentleman, until you realize that he has absolutely no game. He tries dancing but just looks like he has a stick up his ass and has to take a fat piss at the same time. He spends hours upon hours refining his gaming skills but has no game in the real world. He copes with this harsh reality by shitting on all the kids in CS:GO.

Person1: "Yo, who's that guy?"
Person2: "That guy? He's Derrick T."
Person1: "Oh, he looks like he gets no bitches."
Person2: "He doesn't."

by badussy2.0 February 3, 2022

Derrick

A very dark black male, one thats usually still attending high school, and that is past the age of 20.

Don't be a dumb Derrick.

by Admin Dept March 1, 2024