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Shit for the Cycle

When you have to play a road game(poop in a public restroom) and 4 these next 4 things all go right to make it comfortable experience.

1. Cold, clean toilet seat(cold so you know no one has sat on it for a while)
2. You have a nice,easy, clean dump(a minute or less)
3. Single wipe(although you go back for a second just to be sure)
4. No one notices you just took a dump at a gas station, no one knocks on the door or enters to pee or shit next to you in a multi stall bathroom
2 guys at a McDonald's.
Guy 1, Dude, I gotta take a shit, be back
Guy 2, damn dude, unplanned road game? Good luck.
Guy 1 is back 90 seconds layer
Guy 2. Damn dude you change your mind or w a s the bathroom closed,nasty?
Guy1, Nah brother, I Shit for the Cycle!
Guy 2, NIIIICCCE
by Luggage74 July 8, 2022
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The Keegan Cycle

The most retarded shit you'll ever see in your life. Naturally it's a spawn of keegan's broken ass brain.

1. "But this is true"

2. Makes an argument.

3. Is proven wrong.

4. Says "no"

5. Repeat

Don't let keegan's half-assed attempts at renaming this "the chris cycle" fool you, only he could make an argument this retarded.
"Ok but what you just said is in direct contradiction to what Chet said"

"No"

"Classic example of the keegan cycle"
by betterthankeegan October 18, 2018
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Power cycle

To unplug a power adapter for an electronic device .
Would you power cycle your wireless router?
by Thefootball December 15, 2017
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OFF CYCLE

When you finish a steroid cycle and temporarily stop taking whatever steroid(s) you where using.
During a cycle your body somewhat adapts to the increased testosterone and its results such as heightened libido and mood, so when you come of you feel like shit and lose some of your gains.
Sadly, coming off a cycle is necessary to avoid putting excessive strain on your organs.
I'm feeling emo 'cause I'm OFF CYCLE.
by GLIZZYEATER69420 June 24, 2022
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The cycle philosophy

The cycle philosophy is in simple terms a cycle, a cycle of what you ask? Well let me explain the cycle is how the world works everyone and everything follows the cycle and if the cycle stopped it would cause the extinction of all life it's self you as a person are in the cycle as we speak. The cycle originated from a 13 year-old boy his name was Youssef and in a small town in suburban new Jersey thare was the little boy having a mental break down in the school stairwell because of a bully. that kid on that day invented this philosophy he told it to everyone his teachers his parents even his freinds but no one would listen.
by Alec von youssef May 19, 2020
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Sonic Cycle

The inevitable cycle of the sonic the hedgehog fanbase, where a game will be once considered amazing or terrible, but then the opinion gets a complete reversal by being too "overrated" or "an underrated classic".
A few examples of the Sonic Cycle:

Sonic Unleashed came out and was panned badly, nowadays its considered one if not T H E best sonic game by a large part of the fanbase.

Sonic Adventure 2 came out and got very great scores, and some even considered it a masterpiece, but people considered it overrated for such a long time that its considered a terrible game...

The next victim of the sonic cycle might be sonic forces, the newest sonic game, which was panned by polygon a.k.a. Diet IGN.
by Densest November 24, 2017
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