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condom crusher

When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher

Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
by alexanderhamilton October 27, 2017
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Crusher

Individual who uses psychological violence to legitimate itself through abuses, insults and angry attitude against a specific person/ few people chosen as a victim.
This people have excellent social skills and most of those surrounding them don't even notice their violences because who is attacked are people with severe socialization issues.
Generally they lash out whenever can find a minimum excuse, generally when the victim make all kind of mistakes (even the slightest one).
"Man...i don't understand, why..why he yelled isults that way there? I just forgotten the keys, i can bring 'em in five minutes...
- Dude forget about him, he's a crusher."
by Borodilan00 January 17, 2021
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taco crusher

Aggressively giving a woman oral sex
I knew I liked Mike, but I think I'm in love after I found out he's a taco crusher.
by BigByll August 18, 2018
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Dream Crusher

When someone limits your aspirations and dampens your souls
Robyn reasonably believed she’d found her forever home, but Tom sat her down and explained why it was never going to happen. He stamped on her ambition, he is a dream crusher.
by SquareTruth August 16, 2024
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Slash Crusher

When a transvestite enjoys a straight female curb stomping their throat which results in the transvestite achieving orgasm.
“Hey man what’s going on over there, is it a fight?”
“Nah, it’s just a tranny getting a Slash Crusher.”
by bham69420 January 29, 2023
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Fun crusher

u r a fun crusher~~~~~*
by ieatpussy24/7 December 4, 2014
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rose crusher

a “gentleman of an alternate lifestyle” (“rose” referring to one’s “rosebud” aka; anus)…
Although Reginald denied his orientation originally, he eventually had to give in to the fact he is a rose crusher…
by durango722 July 17, 2021
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