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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
by OOOOFFFFF November 30, 2017
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Crocodile Bitchroom

A sexual maneuver. Two girls biting the nipples of each other. squirting the breast milk into their mouths.
My girl Alyssa did a Crocodile Bitchroom with my friend's gal, Katie. It felt good.
by LeilaSP March 8, 2019
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Crocodile magic shit

Weed that is so good it feels like magic.
Stoner #1: Man, this stuff hits.

Stoner #2: I told ya, bro, it's that crocodile magic shit.
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar June 25, 2023
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Kentucky crocodile

The act of shoving one's hand inside the female orifice and proceeding to roll violently, similar to a crocodile, with the hand still inserted, causing either great pain or great pleasure to the female.
John: Last night I was doing real dirty shit with jenny

Jack: oh yeah? Like what?

John: we tried the alabama hot pocket ,(search alabama hot pocket it will not dissapoint) BDSM, we even tried the kentucky crocodile

Jack: oh shit! I don't have a girl friend I'm gonna go hang my self cause I'm cripplingly depressed

John: ha lol faggot
by Memecatcher January 4, 2017
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crocodile dancing

can be seen on the Giphy app on apple, as a crocodile which SOME people claim to be walking but is indeed dancing ( crocodile dancing)
Lauren was indeed right because the crocodile was dancing (crocodile dancing)
by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020
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cloud crocodile

Slang for a dragon.
More specifically, an Eastern dragon themed around the sky or clouds.
Person A: Why am I seeing long shadows?
Person B: It's those dumb cloud crocodiles.
by ChameleonDragon May 16, 2019
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Crocodile Rock Paradox

The notion that every Elton John more or less sounds like crocodile rock
“This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
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