A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.
by Toblucz January 12, 2017
Get the Chicken contestmug. Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."
by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021
Get the Clapping Contestmug. When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.
Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
Person B: "At least your dad was around."
Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."
by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014
Get the Drowning contestmug. Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison
Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"
Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023
Get the No contestmug. person 1 i challenge u to a gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
person 2 ight bet
*two hours later*
person 1 alr bro u win this time
person two i guess u are Not winning the gooning contest
by Curry john stone September 12, 2024
Get the Not winning the gooning contestmug. by panic oasis August 5, 2022
Get the L.A. Dick Contestmug. When you and your boys oil up each other’s assholes and see who can last the longest before wiping it off!
by Turbonutchuk June 8, 2025
Get the Grease hole contestmug.