Getting "the clown" constitutes receiving fellatio from a woman while keeping one's member unerect, thus ending the night in a tragic yet hilarious manner. Most likely performed while vacationing in Paris.
"Dude, my friend totally got the clown during March break"
"Aww... that's terrible... and sort of funny"
"Aww... that's terrible... and sort of funny"
by lulzguyz March 23, 2008
Get the the clownmug. The greatest song of all time, written by Crispin Glover, who played Willard.
This song adn the music video are pure genius and should be entered into some kind of museum.
This song adn the music video are pure genius and should be entered into some kind of museum.
by ricecrispinglover November 11, 2009
Get the Clowny Clown Clownmug. A clown is a person who entertains for a living. Anybody not getting paid to entertain, or in the entertainment business is not a clown.
Steve was trying to fuck around with the guy thinking he was a clown and it was okay with him and of course things went wrong when Steve found out the guy was not a clown or an entertainer. Steve had no excuse not to know already though, since the guy was not an entertainer or a performer, and Steve would not have seen him on a stage anywhere, he had no reason to think the guy was a clown.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Clownmug. 
by Team PJ March 13, 2004
Get the clownmug. by Saints February 20, 2005
Get the clownmug. To be hit or slapped unexpectedly by another person. To be "clowned" the receipent of the assault must be in full view of others, and the contact must be limited to one single action that produces; a flailing motion, reeling motion, or any action of retreat on the assaultee's part that appears humourous to onlookers.
"So we were at the club and this guy is mackin' on someone's girlfriend. And the boyfriend is right behind him, but the guy is too drunk to notice. The boyfriend just reached out and clowned him right upside the head."
by Reuben Gong July 28, 2006
Get the clownedmug.