barking squirrel

typically used as an excuse when someone farts

Jamie: did you just fart?
Damian: No, that was a barking squirrel

by chadlamo January 29, 2012

dogs are barking

Translation: "My feet are tired."

I'm uncertain of its origin. I started hearing this phrase around 2002 or so from different people, then it was used by one of the soldiers in "Half Life: Opposing Force"

I originally took this to mean "I gotta take a DUMP!" But have been proven wrong , apparently. Nonetheless I still prefer my interpretation.

I gotta sit down...my dogs are barking!

by MarcM January 20, 2005

dog bark

Possibly explained as a punctuated Wolf Bite, the Dog Bark is a sweaty, chaffing ass crack's wake-up-fart. It's a well known fact that farting hurts, when you've got a Wolf Bite. Now you know that such a fart (in which every vibration and clap is felt like a slap on sunburn) is called a Dog Bark.

Damn, I knowed I shouldn'a ate them Crunch Wraps before I goed jogging. Them shits gave me the Dog Bark hard core, son.

by JoshuaJordan May 10, 2008

Rat-bark

Fart. see also rip ass

Tiana just let a gnarly rat-bark. Or, Tiana is so gross she is sitting in the corner rat-barking.

by jjjjjmmmm July 6, 2010

Bark on the Wall

When something/someone/some emotion/anything has no explanation for being there. It just is.

A: Why is there bark on the wall?
B: Oh, its just a Bark on the Wall.

A: What mad life is this?
B: Tts just Bark on the Wall, man. Bark on the Wall.

by Raped by me May 31, 2017

BARK OFF

BARK OFF to anything negative in your life that is holding you back from embracing your true self! BARK OFF to the toxic people that dust you with their poisons. BARK OFF and stop letting them steal your energy, dampen your spirit, and drag you down! BARK OFF to negative jobs, negative relationships, and negative situations!

BARK OFF before I get unfriendly!

by Bella’s Bark Boutique June 3, 2022

bark busters

Plastic or metal hand guards on dirt bikes that protect your hands from hitting objects such as trees, bushes, cactus, rocks flying at you from your buddy's rear tire.

If not for my bark busters I would have broke all my fingers from the rocks chuck sent flying at me when he twisted the throttle.

by David J. L. December 14, 2008