Shiz

Taking a dump on a friends mum's cheast.

i had a shiz time with your mum last night, it was freeking awsome, it was all over her chest!!

by shiz man January 25, 2009

Shiz

When the head is so immaculate that at the time of climax shit sprays out your ass hole like a shotgun blast, and cakes the wall.

Jeff: hey how did things go last night with Stacy?

Toby: pretty great but she sucked my soul out so hard that I shizzed all over the wall.

Jeff: hell yeahhhhhhhh

by Absurd_Chalice January 13, 2025

Shiz

this is a substitute swearword for the bad one. It means anything that the bad one, (replacing the z with a t, ) would mean, in any context.

"I look like Shiz."
"Yeah, you definitely do."

by asdfghjkl;;;;;;;' December 3, 2021

Shiz

Another word for shit but for when a mature adult is around. Even though you’ll sound stupid.

Oh shiz, I got a F in Math.

Oh shiz, what happened?

Hey Mr. Jones! I took a shiz in your bathroom :)

by Layla :p September 25, 2018

hoey shiz

When you are too young to swear and say "hoey shiz!!"

Hoey shiz duede! This muddah fuddah is to dayam crazy!

by Santakiller969 December 16, 2014

shiz

similar meaning to “im him” and “let him cook”.

this word means that said person is the shit, he’s that guy.

person 1: look at that guy, he got ts ON
person 2: he’s the shiz fr omm
person 3: blud is shizzing fr

by ayogetsajob April 17, 2023

Shiz U

A mythical learning institution as referenced in Wicked.

The consultant hired doesn't seem educated, must be a Shiz U graduate.

by Reali_D December 6, 2024