Flat as Iris

Someone that is so flat they make walls jealous

Someone who has no bitties

She has no Bitties so she as flat as iris

by Fakename12 May 23, 2020

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Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

by Enigmatic person April 12, 2019

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When a person has had enough and lays face down in the floor and cries.

Man: oh no why is she laying face down in the floor

Woman: oh she’s just going flat

by Thisiskindacringy December 18, 2021

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You see that deal he managed? That's why they call him flat stack

by Le Grande Queso November 29, 2016

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When someone has a flat stomach only made up of fat.

Person1: Dude look I have a sexy flat stomach

Person2: Naa dude, that's just flat fat

by Kurt Hendrix January 03, 2010

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Flat cock syndrome, where a male's genital no longer appears in its cylindrical form, instead, it appears to be hammered down into a flat shape.

Every year, approximately around 5% of population in America is suffering from flat cock syndrome.

by theboyhasnoname February 02, 2018

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i'm gunna go out for a good night of flat clapping

by calvey June 13, 2006

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